Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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