The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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