Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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