my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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