She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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