Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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