So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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