The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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