thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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