i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
3pm strippers are depressing
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Randomize
