question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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