Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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