Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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