Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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