You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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