No awkward lesbian experiences without me
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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