Sponge bath it is.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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