Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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