it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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