So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize