I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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