omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Just pee around me
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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