pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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