The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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