I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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