Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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