Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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