I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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