How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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