Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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