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(864): View more from South Carolina

we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me

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(630): View more from Illinois

I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.

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(716): View more from New York

He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.

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(760): View more from California

I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

He had a curved dick....must be a european thing

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect

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(714): View more from California

sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.

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(773): View more from Illinois

I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober

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(831): View more from California

I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺

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