you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I think your dad took our porno
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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