Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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