we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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