If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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