we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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