Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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