I molested 6 butterflies tonight
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
