I forgot how hot balto sounded
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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