I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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