He felt like a one man threesome
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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