i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
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