strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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