she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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