ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
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