weddingsv make me drug and hornr
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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