obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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