She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Send help, water and tortillas.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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