YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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