even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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