i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Randomize
