I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
You're breaking my sexual little heart
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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