Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
you had me at cake vodka
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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