marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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