I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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