He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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