Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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