do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
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I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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