She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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