Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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