ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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