True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
thus making me awesome and them whores
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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