dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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